Exclusive: Three new breeds of Romney Marsh sheep
Romney Marsh is a place known worldwide for producing some of the worlds finest sheep (Ovis Aries). The sheep are docile and are well known for following their shepherd wherever he goes.
It has come to pass that Romney Marsh has produced three new breeds of sheep, they are as follows:
We spoke to Dr Ovis Aries of the National Sheep Association who told us that upon closer inspection each of these new breeds appear to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Their DNA gene structures show a high number of commonalities to each other he said after undertaking detailed genetic analysis.
He went onto say, “These new breed of sheep have been engineered to love money and dutifully accept anything their shepherd (pictured below) gives to them.”. He added “the sheep have been breed to hide behind walls and hedges to avoid the public. As for answering any questions honestly, forget it,” was his frank assessment of their DNA. His parting words to the Shepwayvox Team was “they will talk in a strange language – baaa, baaa, baaa, and don’t worry if you interview them because being savaged by a dead sheep is not as unpleasant as you might have been informed.”
Cheers for this post, made me laugh and smile, spot on.
I really enjoyed this article – these 3 sheep will doubtless provide you with a great deal of new material until they are taken off to the electoral slaughter house!